me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”I love it.
omg lolololol I need to meet this mom
(Source: ericwhoreman, via chupacabracapybara)
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